Chick-Fil-A. I do it happily and have for some time. Then again, even if I wasn't avoiding on principle, do you think I'm gonna haul my ass up to Sunset and Highland just for a dumb chicken sandwich? It's hard enough trying to plan a trip around an In-N-Out Burger. I don't have to boycott them yet, do I?
That said, is it just me or is there something really lame about this boycott?
I want a sexy boycott. Like Coors, with hot studs in skin-tight Levis and shaggy woofy moustaches pouring the stuff out on the streets of the Castro!
Or a campy boycott like Florida Orange Juice and that Aqua Netted jerk Anita Bryant!
Don't get me wrong, I love Kermit.
But does that make this the cuddly boycott?
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