(By the way, I know you know who K-Fed is; I only explained it so JW wouldn't be confused. And thanks to Joe.My.God for the link.)
Waters is such a fan of K-Fed that he ordered his assistant to go out and get him the wannabe hip-hop star's CD when it came out last year.Can't you just hear him saying all that? I love that guy.
``She was so mad, she almost quit. She kept saying: 'I'm not doing it. Please don't make me buy it.' But she finally did. I consider it a prized possession; I haven't even taken it out of the wrapper. There's something about that guy I like, something very Baltimore and sleazy about him.''
During his "John Waters Christmas" show at UCLA Live last month, he did a bit about having to get stern with his assistant when she refused to call a made-to-order, anatomically-correct-doll-manufacturer to determine whether or not the doll Waters had ordered was going to be circumcized. I just imagine this long-suffering Jane Hathaway-type (or Anne Hathaway, if you'd rather), clenched jaw, furrowed brow, trying to maintain some integrity while she does unspeakable things like asking strangers questions about doll foreskins or supporting K-Fed's career. Too funny.
Seriously though, I'd do all that over picking up dry-cleaning and fetching annoyingly fancy Starbucks orders any day of the week. Sounds like a blast!