Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Last night -- an outline

In the Green Room at Jimmy Kimmel Live (thanks B and B'S FRIEND!) to see the Sonic Youth appearance on the show:

1. B and ME enter, make beeline for buffet.

2. B'S FRIEND approaches, says hi. We thank B'S FRIEND. Make small talk.

3. ME feels someone bump into him, looks over, notices a slender woman straining to reach for an extra mini-brownie.

4. ME says, in his most country gentlemanly way, "Oh, 'scuse me," before moving out of the way.

5. B makes bugeyes at ME and mutters something incomprehensible.

6. ME nods and smiles and continues chatting with B's friend.

7. B'S FRIEND goes to check on something.

8. ME asks B what the heck she said to him earlier.

9. B says "that was Kim Gordon you just bumped into. I was trying to tell you."

10. ME says in an overly loud voice: "I BUMPED INTO Kim Gordon?? I SAID EXCUSE ME to KIM GORDON??!!"

11. ME looks around, sees Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore, decides to lower his voice.

6 comments:

meg said...

Hey, it coulda been Kim Deal...

frank's wild lunch said...

True, that would've been cool too. And I think she might've talked to me....

Anonymous said...

no way -- kim deal would not have anything to do with ANYONE drinking beer....she would prob have had the bar removed for the evening.

xoxo,
b

frank's wild lunch said...

Aww, but I just had the one!!

meg said...

Whereas Kelley Deal would be on you like white on rice...

frank's wild lunch said...

Oh no! Poor Kelley...but she's better now, right? She might've had the bar removed too!