In the Green Room at Jimmy Kimmel Live (thanks B and B'S FRIEND!) to see the Sonic Youth appearance on the show:
1. B and ME enter, make beeline for buffet.
2. B'S FRIEND approaches, says hi. We thank B'S FRIEND. Make small talk.
3. ME feels someone bump into him, looks over, notices a slender woman straining to reach for an extra mini-brownie.
4. ME says, in his most country gentlemanly way, "Oh, 'scuse me," before moving out of the way.
5. B makes bugeyes at ME and mutters something incomprehensible.
6. ME nods and smiles and continues chatting with B's friend.
7. B'S FRIEND goes to check on something.
8. ME asks B what the heck she said to him earlier.
9. B says "that was Kim Gordon you just bumped into. I was trying to tell you."
10. ME says in an overly loud voice: "I BUMPED INTO Kim Gordon?? I SAID EXCUSE ME to KIM GORDON??!!"
11. ME looks around, sees Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore, decides to lower his voice.