All my Arkansas readers go pick up a copy of SPIN A-sap! Or for that matter, anyone interested in rock-n-roll backstage exploits told by a chardonnay-on-the-rocks-swilling, bong-hitting, tantrum-throwing, white-trashy rock-n-roll blowjob-queen! I am apparently the last AR native on the planet to have heard of Sweet Connie Hamzy, one of the world's most notorious groupies (and an alleged one-time Clintonian make-out victim...how did I miss that??), but SPIN has cured me of that affliction by doing a riotous interview and profile with this Little Rock legend. Sample quote:
It’s 10:30 A.M. on a Friday in Little Rock, Arkansas, and Connie Hamzy is sitting at the bar of the Sticky Fingerz Rock’N’Roll Chicken Shack, telling a story to a small audience of busboys and cocktail waitresses. “So I’m out on the tour bus, smokin’ dope and blowing roadies,” she says in a lazy Southern accent. “And who comes into the back lounge? Neil fucking Diamond.”
Genius. And that's just the first paragraph. A link to the story on spin.com is here, though you have to subscribe or buy the print issue to read the whole story.